The Kitchen From Hell


We took apart our old kitchen in one day. I have never heard one man called a bloody idiot that many times in succession. I am referring to the man that put the kitchen together the first time. Peter (Michael's dad) and Michael were cursing this person all day. He did some interesting things like resting an entire window frame (6 windows) on the kitchen bench.
We also had a funniest home video moment when Peter was holding one end of the bench while Michael was knocking the supports out by whacking them as hard as he could with a hammer, in Peter's direction. Needless to say one wayward peice went flying straight towards a sensitive area. More cursing ensued, this time directed at Michael.
For Molnar: We also found a mouse civilisation under the cupboard, under the sink. You can imagine my reaction. I think I literally ran out of the house screaming and gagging. Was it you? Did you place thousands of painted bits of rice under there for me to discover?
For those of you who don't know what I am talking about, I have a major phobia of mouse poo and Molnar thought it would be funny to colour some bits of rice with black texta and put them on my kitchen bench.
We start installing the new kitchen on Saturday. Hopefully there will be less cursing.